Total Medals Earned: 1,109 (From 223 different games.) Total Medal Score: 15,965 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (60/255 points)
5 consecutive headshots
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill fiddy men
Run in place for 5 seconds
Plank for 5 seconds
collect 150 candies
Medals Earned: 80/80 (400/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 2/12 (20/200 points)
Get through the second area on the map
Get through the third area on the map
Get through the first area on the map
Get through the fith area on the map
Get through the fourth area on the map
Defeat the final boss without being hit
Defeat the final boss
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Complete World 1.
Complete World 4.
Complete World 8.
Narrow your overall death count down to 400 after beating the game.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/120 points)
Earn your first gold medal on a stage.
Earn your first bronze medal on a stage.
Unlock the secret Newgrounds treasure.
Unlock the last stage of the game.
Get all gold medals and all gold skills.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/350 points)
Hit 20 notes in a row
Hit 30 notes in a row
Hit 40 notes in a row
Hit 50 notes in a row
Hit 100 notes in a row
Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song
Hit 200 notes in a row
Hit 300 notes in a row
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/175 points)
Become really drunk.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 11/16 (155/390 points)
Level Dark Space Complete
Your first unit died
The soldier reached the full improvement
Destroy 50 enemies
3 units have survived
Level hostile space Complete
Destroy 200 enemies
Level wet planet Complete
Destroy 400 enemies
Level cold planet Complete
Destroy 600 enemies
4 units have survived
5 units have survived
6 units have survived
Level magnetic space Complete
Level hellish planet Complete
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 8/10 (305/455 points)
Beat the first wave
Beat the first Boss
Beat the second Boss
Beat the third boss
Purchase the Dual Uzis in the store.
Beat the fourth boss
Purchase the Dual Magnum gun in the store
Buy the Dual Miniguns in the store
Beat the fifth boss
Beat the sixth and final boss